Gran Porto Real  Playa del Carmen

Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen hotel five star all-inclusive family resort for your vacation's lodgingsThe hotel Gran Porto Real is located in Playa del Carmen's best location in the heart of everything in Playa del Carmen.

At Gran Porto Real variety of lodging selectsions; ocean view or garden view hotel rooms. Or spacious Junior suites for the most in ample lodgings. All hotel rooms have these amenities at hotel Gran Porto Real: your lodging is air conditioned. your lodging has a security box. your lodging has a mimi bar. terrace. coffee maker.
Some hotel rooms have private walk out to beach area from your unit's terrace to Playa del Carmen's best beach.

Select prime rib, seafood, or vegetarian1 on your all inclusive vacation only. Low calorie too. And just because it's low calorie don't mean it isn't good. Try it you'll like it.

Five restuarants. Gourmet cusine. Menu or buffet dining.

Plus late night snacks.

Three bars. Including a swim-up bar. All this at the hotel Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen.

This hotel not only has the best beach location for Playa del Carmen for its proximity to the center of 5th Ave, but the longest stretch of beach as shown.
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Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen hotel five star all-inclusive family resort for your vacation lodgings
Two freeform pools. One with swim-up bar. And outdoor Jacuzzi.

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The hotel Gran Porto Real hotel and spa offers awesome views of both Cozumel and the turquoise waters of the Carribean.
The hotel Gran Porto Real hotel's spa offers a wide variety of treatments including facials, body treatments, theraputic massages, water massages too. Spa treatments are not included in the hotel Gran Porto Real all inclusive package.

For guests of the “Gran” Real Hotels, know that they offer exchange privileges between sister resorts, Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen and the Gran Caribe Real in Cancun. Guests of our “Royal” brand may take advantage of the facilities and restaurants at any Real Resort in Cancun or the Riviera Maya. (Exchange privileges not applicable for groups)



family ocean front suite Gran Porto RealFamily junior suite. Now everyone can be together on this all inclusive Playa del Carmen holiday!

Including all the features of the Jr. Suite Oceanfront, plus: bunk bed with trundle bed and maximum occupancy up to 5 people (2 adults and 3 kids or teenagers)

And speaking of teens, they'll just love the T Zone. Video games from 11AM to 11PM. So while you down a tequila at the swim-up bar know the teens are entertained and supervised.

And for the younger ones they have the Oki Fun World where they make new friends in a supervised kids club.

Mini Golf is for all the family so you and the kids can have a fun activity together.

At the Gran Porto Real hotel in Playa del Carmen, which is a recently renovated hotel reminiscent of one of Mexico’s finest private Haciendas, you will enjoy a full range of upscale facilities including a fine selection of restaurants and bars with creative cuisine and excellent service included in your all inclusive package.

As well, enjoy the signature SPAreal, a world-class Mayan-inspired SPA, offering you a full range of unique treatments with a Mexican flair and a fully equipped gym.

Awards:
The Cristalisima Plaque is the highest international certification awarded by Cristal, part of the National Britannia Group, to hotels that have attained the highest standards possible with regards to the risk management of food handling and hygiene.

The professional culinary team at the Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen, also received another coveted Cristal Plaque.

Weddings:
Real Resorts offers free wedding coordination service. This will ensure a seamless transition from when you make your booking to the final touches on the day. This service is especially useful for couples when organizing a wedding from afar.

about Playa Resorts of which Gran Porto Real is one of their hotels:
Playa Hotels & Resorts offers you a portfolio of luxury all-inclusive resort brands including Hyatt Zilara Cancun, Hyatt Zilara Rose Hall, Hyatt Ziva Rose Hall, Hyatt Ziva Puerto Vallarta, Hyatt Ziva Cancun, Hyatt Ziva Los Cabos, The Royal Playa del Carmen, Gran Caribe Real and Gran Porto Real, all located in some of the most popular destinations in Mexico & the Caribbean.
Gran Porto Resort is located on a lovely, protected stretch of swimer-friendly beach right in the heart of Playa del Carmen, just steps from the Fifth Avenue shops, clubs and restaurants. Architecturally reminiscent of one of Mexico's finest haciendas, the resort welcomes couples, families, and friends.
All-suite accommodations are with private balconies or terraces, large flat-screen TVs with satellite programming, bathrooms with marble fixtures, and conveniences like a fully-stocked mini bar (take what you want, no extra cost and the fridge is re-stocked daily), and direct dial phone and voicemail.
Numerous restaurants serving worldwide cuisines as well as vegetarian, low calorie, and other specialty plates for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Private in-suite dining from 7 AM to 11 PM every day seven days a week.
Unlimited domestic and international selections for beer, wine, and cocktails at multiple bars and lounges.
Complimentary access to the hydrotherapy area of SPAreal, including Jacuzzi, steam room, sauna, and other aqua experiences. WOW!!!
Do try the ALBATROS while there!
Open for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
Enjoy freshly prepared international cuisine, in a casual, yet elegant atmosphere. Sample a delightful assortment of menu items from the extensive buffet, or order a la carte from the menu of fresh meats and produce, seafood grilled over open flames or prepared to local recipes, and plates with numerous tropical taste influences.
Or go to the MARIA'S
Open for Dinner
Go with a hearty appetite, and a palate ready to delve into authentic culture and flavor. Sample expertly crafted, authentic Mexican dishes, served a la carte by an attentive staff in a warm and vibrant ambiance. Warm hacienda-style décor creates a comforting atmosphere while a unique mix of savory, spicy, and full-bodied flavors will leave your taste buds excited and satisfied.
There is just one IL PESCATORE
Open for Dinner
Enjoy the comforting richness and robust flavors of Italian cuisine with just the right mix of seaside influences. Pastas are just the beginning here – with fresh, hearty meat, seafood, and vegetable dishes also headlining the menu. Relax with an aperitif at the bar, or have a hearty and exquisitely delicious meal in the dining area. The attentive wait staff will ensure that your experience is perfect from beginning to end.
Don't forget that HEALTH & SUSHI BAR
Open for Brunch and Lunch
Indulge yourself in delicious, yet healthful cuisine, including some of the finest, freshest sushi available. Tuna, Salmon, Snapper and other Caribbean seafood is always in season here.
Some think only fishermen use raw fish. Not true. Now there's you.
The light, savory meal is served buffet-style on a rooftop, where you can enjoy the tranquil breezes and the lovely Caribbean weather.

One of the neat things about all-inclusive vacations is that there's no need to hassle with budgets or how much money to bring from the safe. Pay one price and enjoy. Drink all the beer you want. To feel the effects now click on the bottle cap to the right. Take as many of these caps off the bottles as you want.

Enjoy breakfast, lunch, dinner (buffet or menu). Even vegetarian or low calorie!
Show cooking. Lobster at extra charge.

Drinks all day and night.

24 hour club for snacks and drinks whenever you want them.

Minibar in room. Take what you want when you want. Pay nothing extra. Room service 7AM to 11PM.

Life Fitness center fully equipped.

wireless internet in all areas of the resort


showtime at Gran Porto RealAnd those shows at night!

Social activities daily.

Bicycle use free. See below.

Fun World for children and TZone for teens. Shows for the whole family!
Library.
50% credit on green fees.


bicycle at Gran Porto Realin Playa del Carmen, the all-inclusive place for you and me,luxury you can afford,on beach for your vacation,top hotel,weddings on beach,all inclusive,five starBicycle all around the area of Playa del Carmen near the hotel. Or trek out to the gated area of Playacar.

The earliest sketch of a bicycle comes from 1493 and attributed to Gian Giacomo Caprotti, a pupil of Leonardo da Vinci. In 1998 Hans-Erhard Lessing said that this is a fake.

Hans was a crab and sour-puss so who knows for sure.

In late 1818 British cartwrights coined the term velocipede but it sounded too much like an insect so the Madison Avenue boys suggested they stick with bicycle. And book with CancunSteve.

Weather the bike dates back to 1493 or the 19th century is a mystery but the joy of biking today near the five star Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen is no mystery good people.


And they do one fine wedding on the beach. As good as the food in Albatros where the buffets are fresh every day. And don't forget the snacks in Gaviotas. What a great all inclusive vacation you will have with all these restaurants to choose from. And then there's Maria's a menu Mexican specialty restaurant.
il Pescatore is an Italian specialty place for special people on vacation in Playa del Carmen.
Be sure to visit the 24 hour all-inclusive lounge.

The Albatros has not only a great buffet but menu service as well. The show cooking brings new flavors to your table as the food is prepared while you watch. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Maria's has the Mexican food you came here for. Tampequena. Albondigas are meat balls. A burrito is not a little donkey good people but a wheat flour tortilla wrapped or folded into a cylindrical shape to completely enclose the filling.
The Shushi bar speaks for itself. Shushi.
Club 24 provides snacks round-the-clock.
Il Pescatore has those Italian specialties everyone loves. No need to go all the way to Rome. Or New York.
Trade Winds is a fun beach bar and snack place.

1 why go vegetarian:
You've heard it said one needs red meat for protein implying plant based foods don't have this. Wrong.
Plants have just as much protein as do meats. The difference is meat-based protein is acidic while plant-based protein is alkaline.
And you know what? Cancer thrives in an acidic environment while an alkaline one destroys cancer.
This besides other health considerations makes it not a bad idea to do less meat and more vegetarian in your diet.
So wether it's for health reasons, or just a question of taste, or religious ones, know there are fantastic vegetarian offerings in the Gran Porto Real restaurants for you and the family.

There are cultures who abstain from meat for religious reasons. Where the cow is sacred.
We believe a great all inclusive holiday at the best price is sacred here at CancunSteve.

Stay healthy, live long and prosper. Eat well and book with us. Amen.
Showtime  at  Gran Porto Real Resort  Playa del Carmen

Click with your mouse on the photo and they boogy one way.
Click any key on your keyboard they boogy the oposite way.

Try.

Each night in the Gran Porto Real Resort dinner theatre enjoy a different show every night with a buffet corresponding to the show's theme. Dancing and costumes on the level of a Broadway production right here in Playa del Carmen. And the food; what can I say. You must try. Come. Enjoy.

example:
The famous Broadway on Ice production, is presented in a similiar manner, will feature not just any skaters but the talents of medalists brought right here to you in Playa del Carmen at Gran Porto Real Resort, and an impressive awesome Mexican cast in celebration of the beauty, grace and artistry of skating performed to the music of classic Broadway musical shows.

Shows at the resort feature gorgeous costumes, fabulous sets, state-of-the-art surround sound and magical lighting for a compelling and intimate visual spectacle for your entire family.

As an added vacation bonus, the teens can play in the T Zone.



Don't wait. Book now.

There is also a Mexican show; Broadway adventure; Comedy night.
And for a disco party til the sun comes up.

another example:
The well known super group, in concert.



And after the show take a swim in Playa del Carmen's nicest outdoor pool here in Gran Porto Real Resort.
Strong swimmers have swum the English Channel between France and England with much fanfare. Now you can speak about swimming from one end of the pool to the other.
You can.
But you'll need a very long vacation indeed to try a different restaurant every night.
Know why?
There are so many different restaurants at the Gran Porto Real Resort.
Finest fare from Europe, Asia, and of course Mexico.

Almost as many bars just in the pool section as there are days in the week.

And for those who wish to surf the net free Wi-Fi throughout the resort as well as in your room!

And back in your room you have 24-Hour room service. Call down whenever it occurs to you. Even 3AM.

Concerned the bicycles may be in use? No problem! You have the use of many bicycles (not one, or two but SIXTEEN!!!), and if you got a basketball Jones (remember Cheech and Chong) there are basketball courts nearby.

This you will not believe: know how many hotels nickel and dime you with charges for local calls?
Not here baby!
Unlimited phone calls in Mexico, USA and Canada from your room. So you can call cousin Sheila and ask how her bursitis is while you tell her about marvelous Moon Palace.

And what about those younger guests?
They are not forgotten.
The resort has a new kids club, “The Oki Fun World,” it is a dream come true for those mini guests (you know who).
Don't you want them to enjoy too? Make new friends. Have their own space.
Complete with various game rooms for varied ages and interests, the new kids club has iPlayrooms for toddlers, The T Zone has video games.
“The Playroom” also has a theatre with comfy seating and concessions, where kids can mingle while watching selected movies. For the more active yougins, there are two playgrounds, both inside and out. All children in the club are always under loving supervision by the helpful staff.
Almost anything and everything a kid can ever desire can be around in The Playroom except you. As you're teeing off on the golf course of course.

For the health-conscious or those so inclined the menus have delicious and healthy vegetarian dishes.
For those who are not yet vegetarian but sitting on the fence so to speak dig this:
Some say plants do not have the protein we require. Not true. Plants have protien just like meat. But a major difference good people. Plant protein is alkaline based while meat protein is acid based. And did you know cancer requires an acid environment to thrive. An alkaline one kills cancer. Just one of many reasons to sample the vegetarian fare while here in Moon Palace.

Like mushroom and pasta dishes, Pappardelle with Mushrooms, truffle oil is used to impart rich, earthy flavor and complement the savory porcini mushrooms.

questions and answers:

Maria Hart asks:
Is Room Service included with my all-inclusive package? I like a cold one while watching the game.
Yes Maria. You can order room service 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Simply call from your suite and we’ll have anything you order from the menu at your door.

Bob Drink asks:
Is there free Wi-Fi connection at the resort and inside the suites? Want to check if they're watering the crops.
Yes. Free Wi-Fi is available all throughout our resorts and inside every suite. So you have Whats, Face, and Google.

Patti and her mother ask:
What’s included in special privlidges?
On top of the already unmatched all-inclusive luxury amenities and service, this prevlidges can be used on on-line check-in and hundreds of dollars of discounts we provide, wine upgrades for honeymooners, golf outings, tours, romantic dinners, and select Gran Porto Real Wedding Collections. With passwords we provide , you will be able to download discount Credit we provide. What’s better is that we also provide information for $20USD of free silver.
discount dolphin swims.
Patti's mom replies:
Honestly we're not getting married nor will we swim with fish. Is this thing good for a Chipandale?


Playa del Carmn is  a vacation lovers dreamWhile at this Playa del Carmen all-inclusive you can snorkel or dive any of the beaches's many reef formations that together create an awesome underwater world.
Amidst the crystal-clear waters of the ocean, you will encounter an endless variety of sea life that includes angel fish, French grunts, dolphins, eels, starfish, conch, and pucker fish, to name just a few. You are also welcome to try their hand at Playa's exciting deep-sea fishing opportunities, just off the coast, for varieties such as marlin, sailfish, dorado and wahoo (not a web browser)
If you hold your mouse button down you can move the fish up and down. The fish will follow you. Better yet write to CancunSteve and he will reserve a great-value vacation lodgings for you in Gran Porto Real.

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great snorkeling off the beach in the Gran Porto Real

But diving and water activities are not the only pastimes offered in Playa del Carmen ; in Gran Porto Real:
Through the all-inclusive program, you can choose from a number of exciting things to do like the Albatros buffet and show cooking restaurant, oriental specialties in the Health restaurant, Italian goodies in the Pescatore, a facial in the spa, teens in the fun T-Zone doing video games with new friends.
discover the Mayan civilization in the area.
Enjoy the 24 hour all-inclusive food and drink self-service bar too anytime you like.

This all-inclusive resort in the heart of Playa del Carmen on the beautiful Caribbean Ocean and on the edge of the famous Fifth Avenue, is within walking distance of all the night life and shopping in Playa.
Vista del Mar offers rooms with courtesy high speed internet, all with Mediterranean architecture, bottled water, private baths with bath tubs. This B&B also features ocean view rooms, ocean front suites, master suites with Bose sound system, many bars, exclusive beach cabanas, CD and DVD player in your suite, best location in Playa del Carmen, in room safes for your security, mini fridge bar in rooms and take whatever you want to eat and drink, wide sandy beach, Jacuzzis on-site, 24 hour room service. Plus beach massages. Non motorized water sports for you.
Use of bicycles.
Pools.
Equipped gym.

You know it's even lovely here at night. Imagine walking hand-in-hand on the beach or by the pool under the Caribbean moon.

Or doing the show going on now in the theater.

Or that Mexican dinner party out on the pool deck.

Want to try the tequila sampling? Yes there is one.

And wine tasting too.

Have it all amigo here at the Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen.

More fun for the young guests thanks to a renewed and improved package which includes a mini pool with pirate ship and hot spots and cold, a mini golf area, a multifunctional game room, and a small theater where every night the children have their own shows, supervised by a professional concierge Kids Club.
The resort now has a new games room with table tennis (ping pong), football and hockey for teens and children to have fun in a safe, private area overlooking the sea and pool area.



The pool area has also been renovated and is now presented with more space, a new stage for shows with stunts and mechanical equipment for a special area with live music.
Seagulls bar has also been renovated and now has a new bar and a better view of the beach, pool and nightly shows.



The Gran Porto Real gets better and better all the time. Like a good wine.

Playa del Carmen has never been so cool – or so great for all all-inclusive vacationers.
Picturesque and colorful, Gran Porto Resort is located on a beautiful, protected wide stretch of swim-friendly beach right in the heart of popular Playa del Carmen, just steps from the Fifth Avenue shops, clubs and restaurants. Architecturally reminiscent of one of Mexico's finest haciendas, the resort welcomes couples, families, friends and singles to the warm Caribbean breezes and azure seas of the Riviera Maya.

Special features at the Gran Porto Resort include Family Suites with bunk beds and extra space for up to 5 total guests, yes your three kids in the same suite as you.
The expansive SPAreal – a full-service spa and hydrotherapy zone, the complimentary Oki® Kids Club, and the T-Zone for Teens.
many sports and fitness activities at all-inclusive Gran Porto Real are a great way to learn a new skill, work on your physique, or simply maintain a healthy lifestyle routine.
Beachfront Zumba Classes
Aqua Aerobics
Spinning1
State-of-the-art Fitness Center
Beach Volleyball and Soccer
1 does not refer to that wheel where the old lady sits spinning thread from yarn first used back in India 1500 years ago.
No sir! We refer to sitting up on a bicycle pedaling away but the bike never moves. A typical ride burns up to 12 calories a minute, and all that pedaling does some major reshaping of your legs.

This all-inclusive resort has nightly shows with a professional dance and theatre troupe as they perform a new routine every night of the week! Or partake in the fun with nightly rotating themes.

Gran Porto Real Resort & Spa really is the best Five star resort in Playa del Carmen, offering quaity services and care for your comfort, and is superbly located on the beach with spectacular views of Cozumel and the sparkling waters of the Caribbean.

This all-inclusive resort is architecturally reminiscent of Mexico’s finest haciendas.
Upon the longest stretch of beach amid hush verdant gardens in a truly enchanting atmosphere.
Complete All Inclusive program and Room Gran Porto Real is located on the beach, in downtown charming Playa del Carmen, only a half hour from the Cancun International Airport, only minutes from famous Xcaret theme park and a 45 minute ferry ride to Cozumel.

The Gran Porto Real re-invents the classic beauty of Mexican architecture.
The hotel offers 75 Standard Suites, 192 Junior Suites and 5 Master Suites, 272 luxurious rooms and suites.
The vibrant and luxurious ambience of Gran Porto Real tribute to Mexico's spirit.
Each room is exquisite: there are spacious bathrooms, comfortable beds, cable TV and exceptional amenities like WiFi.

Gran Porto Real Resort & Spa extends an invition to you to participate in fun-filled daily activities for your whole family.
When you are ready to relax, visit our full service Spa with its ample menu of spa treatments.
Gran Porto Real has a full range of facilities to make you feel like home.

The main giant freshwater pool is most alluring.   
Dig the Beach Club:
The sand beckons blue sea with a breakwater, protected cove making it the area’s safest, most swimable beach in Playa.
Aerobics and aquaerobics included as there are activities daily for adults and children alike.

Bars and restaurants:
♦ Albatros
A warm elegant restaurant with friendly service.
Gran Porto's cuisine and exquisite desserts inspire a relaxed Caribbean decor. The menu includes an appetizing and diverse selection for breakfast, lunch and dinner. This all-inclusive package offers a full bar service.

♦Gaviotas
A groovy spot to take a break midday and enjoy some delicious snacks with an ice-cold beer or cocktail.
The evenings and nights at Gaviotas heat up the beach and pool area with music and different kind of activities. This is the resort's most casual venue where for sure you'll make new friends.

♦Il pescatore
The setting is modern, elegant, and fun with several areas suited for private dining.
Il Pescatore lends authenticity to Italian cuisine, with an extensive menu that offers delicious antipasti, homemade pastas, and delicious cuts of meat and fish, all enhanced by an extensive wine menu and exceptional homemade desserts to complete your meal.

♦Maria's
Gran Porto Real never forgets that you are our reason for existing.
Your satisfaction is the primary concern.
There are many places where you can dine in a truly Mexican style, so when you choose Maria's, you've put your trust in us and you've made the right choice. The challenge that excites the staff is the opportunity to exceed your expectations.

♦ 24-Hour lounge:
Help yourself to an assortment of light snacks, finger sandwiches, cold beer, wines and the cocktail of the day any time of day or night.
Quiet and serene, admire the scenic vistas while savoring hors d’oeuvres and premium drinks at this lounge open 24 hours a day here in Gran Porto Real.

♦ Spada's:
BRAZILIAN BUFFET
Enjoy a Caipirinha2 or any of Gran Porto's great cocktails.
Choose from many different rodizio cuts of delicious roasted meats including lamb, beef, pork and chicken accompanied with gourmet salads and homemade sausages.
2 Caipirinha is Brazil's national cocktail, made with cachaça, not cacacha, which is a sugarcane hard liquor, sugar and lime.
Cachaça, also known as pinga (not ping pong), caninha, or any one of a multitude of traditional names, is Brazil's most common distilled alcoholic beverage.
Although both rum and cachaça are made from sugarcane-derived products, in cachaça the alcohol results from the fermentation of fresh sugarcane juice that is then distilled, while rum is usually made from refinery by-products such as molasses.
The drink is prepared by mixing the fruit and sugar together, and adding the liquor.
This can be made into a single glass, usually large, that can be shared amongst people, or into a larger pitcher, from where it is served in individual glasses.

♦All Inclusive Bar
♦Health and Sushi Bar
♦Lobby Bar
♦Trade Winds
♦And 24 hour room-service too.
As an added benefit when booking your holiday with us, you may arrange transfers from the airport to the front door of Gran Porto Real both for arrival and then for departure.
Private safe air conditioned vans with professional drivers.
Plus hundreds of dollars of discount coupons to download from our website with a password we provide.




Mayans have big farms several miles from Playa del Carmen foks. Mayans cultivate many of the fresh fruits and vegetables served here in the hotel restaurants.
Play farmer Bob by clicking here I'm farmer Bob game.
Go shopping for different crops for your Mayan farm. Click the SHOP button. Each has a buying price (cost) and revenue (selling price). And the cultivation time. The time in days shown is accelarated so 10 days becomes a few seconds herein. This is magic folks. Just like our LOW prices.
Then return to your farm. Click on a spot once; see a hole appear; then click again to plant your seeds in the hole created.
Watch your crops grow and become ready for harvest.
Click on the grown crops to sell them and make a profit.
Notice you begin with $300 dollars.

And this is a fraction of the resort credit I can get you for wine upgrades. Room upgrades. Spa services. Tours.

Enjoy the game.

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Did you know children stay free at the family all-inclusive Gran Porto Real in Playa del Carmen on selected dates in better suites.

Example (if booked before March 8th 2017):
datesprice per adult
until April 11th 2017155usd per adult ocean view kids free
April 17th to the 22nd 2017165per adult ocean view kids free
one free child per adult in this all-inclusive resport that rocks!
Children of all ages love the Gran Porto Real's professionally-staffed Kids Clubs, packed with fun and exciting age-appropriate entertainment and activities for each age group.
From arts and crafts to splash zones and even mini golf, there’s no shortage of fun for young ones.
And for the older kids—video games and social activities are in rotation at our teen lounges.
They can do all that and make new friends while you have quality time on your own which you so deserve.
And pay NOTHING for the kids!!!

The Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen has facilities for your event whatever it may be.
Some time ago there was this psychic event where Mildred Flushtoilet claimed she heard these voices comming out of an old radio in her apartment.
Sometimes predicting the weather; sometimes music; at times selling things.
She even heard some well known folk talking.
As she rotated this knob the sounds changed.

Imagine a romantic wedding ceremony for just the two of you in a stunning oceanfront setting. Then imagine that each special detail, from the bridal bouquet to the wedding cake, is included for free!

With flat rate billing, gourmet cuisine, heartfelt hospitality and incredible venues in gorgeous locales there is simply no better backdrop for your next function. Relax and delight in all-inclusive luxury and take in the ocean breeze as our dedicated conference service managers handle the rest.
When the meetings are over and it’s time to unwind in tropical paradise, your team will enjoy the very best of our oceanfront resorts plus exclusive perks.
Your MEETINGS MADE EASY

Experience the ease and convenience of an all-inclusive event here in the Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen also known as Gran Porto Real.
  • Dedicated conference service managers to ease the hassles of planning your program
  • Ease of budgeting and billing with No out-of-pocket expenses for program attendees
  • Outstanding value and ROI No food and beverage minimums
  • No stress of getting the bill after a meal
  • Creative theme events that will create memorable experiences for attendees
  • High-speed Wi-Fi, Audio Visual equipment and conference call capabilities
  • Flexible breakout rooms, ballrooms and terraces with ocean views for the capactity you require here in Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen also known as Gran Porto Real
  • Simultaneous translation services available if required
  • Customized catering and event options Gran Porto Resort in Playa del Carmen also known as Gran Porto Real
  • Unlimited specialty coffee, teas, bottled water and snacks

And after you event:
Explore the rich coral and snorkel to discover exotic flora and fauna, visit the ancient ruins nearby, and authentic local culture along the Riviera Maya, all from the front door of Gran Porto’s (Gran Porto Real Playa del Carmen) lush grounds.
Add to that spectacular views of the Caribbean right in your backyard, upscale shopping, and a range of outdoor spaces to mix and mingle.
Dive into family fun at Oki Fun World so while you play the kids have their spot too; and melt into relaxation with a rejuvenating hydrotherapy session in the Gran Porto Real spa.

The real fun begins in the evening in Gran Porto Resort.
Dig live music at the Lobby Lounge or feast your eyes on talented performers at night.
Theme nights, beach parties and nightly shows bring all the best of the Riviera Maya straight to you.

The multi-faith convention was a pisser!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds ?a bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.

I found a bear by the stream, says the minister, and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. Looking back, he says, maybe I shouldn’t have started with circumcision.
The Jehova's Witness dude says The bear closed the door and wouldn't let me in


Plus free WiFi and free parking for your vehicle if you're driving around the area of the Riviera Maya.


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