Traveling humor

A man was driving along the highway from Cancun to Campeche, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the rental car and was hit.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to sob.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.

She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry.

She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and pleaded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in the Yucatan, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple.
Maybe Chichen Itza or perhaps Uxmal.

The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details.

To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures.

The tourist then queries how old the temple is. "This temple is 1503 years old", replies the guide.

Impressed at this precise dating, he inquires as to how he gave this exact figure.

"Easy", replies the guide, "the archaeologists said the temple was 1500 years old, and that was three years ago"

 


I stopped for breakfast on my way to Chichen Itza from Cancun at a small restaurant and asked for a coffee.

Waiter: No hay cafe. (We have no coffee.)
Me: What do you have to drink
Waiter: Refresco senor (soda sir)
Me: Bring me a cold Coke
Waiter: No cold Coke
Me: Bring me a cold Pepsi
Waiter: No cold Pepsi
Me: Bring me any soda
The boy returns with a warm Orange Crush.
can miracles happen. yes they happen all the time


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