to Krystal Cancun.
Right in the heart of the hotel zone. Next to all the night life and shopping too.
In front of Coco Bongo; next to Dady O.
Forum by the Sea right there.
Also in the Forum by the Sea besides Coco Bongo find Coco Bongo nightclub, Hard Rock Café, Carlos 'n Charlie's and a Chili's, this oceanfront mall is always busy, especially after dark. Haagen Dazs is close to the main entrance and it's open 24 hours and just steps from Krystal Cancun.
One block from the wide sandy beach.
Plaza Caracol right there. Direct entrance to the Cancun convention center.
Your room with two queen sized beds has a flat 42 inch TV. Free high speed internet.
Small refrigerator. Mini-bar. Cortesy purified water and coffee with coffee maker. Courtesy signature tea.
Krystal bathroom amenities. Iron and ironing board. Hair dryer.
Plug and play jack for TV. Breeze into the Aloft rooms, featuring our ultra-comfortable signature bed, walk-in shower, custom amenities, and more. The plug & play connectivity station charges all your electronics and links to the 42” LCD TV to maximize work and play. This is your best option for those looking for hotels in Cancun. Read more below.
Cancun is the main turist destination in the Yucatan peninsular.
For those pristine beaches with sand always cool to walk on barefoot even on the warmest day.
Some of the most beautiful commercial centers in the world, and many next door to Krystal Cancun.
Renown golf courses complete with iguanas roaming about.
A bull ring and that's no bull. Ole.
International fishing tournaments like the one held in May.
Big ones like the sailfish, tuna, marlin, and King Fish (wow is me Saphire; they's gonna get me).
Arquiological zones. As a matter of fact there's one a short bus or taxi ride from the Krystal Cancun.
The Forum by the Sea is across from Aloft Cancun with merchants like Ambarte offering arts and crafts; 1st and 10 offering something; restaurant and bar boutiques like Carlos and Charlie, Coco Bongo, and Señior Frog, even his kid Sr Tadpole.
And across from Krystal Cancun is the VIP restaurant, a chain throught Mexico offering Mexican fare in a family setting. Something like your Howard Johnson's back home.
And they have discount cards. I use one myself.
Not everyone is lucky enough to be here in Krystal Cancun with FREE WiFi with data-port connections for their devices.
The shame of it all is some choose a deal somewhere with old TV's with those rabbit-ear attenae things; no cable or the net and some confused fool attending the lobby washroom not knowing where he is or why announcing to every tipsy entering look before you leak.
And after the Irish gardener left his rake laying around adds careful not to step on Finn Again's rake.
Yes we pay for our bargains.
You do not deserve any less than lodgings in Krystal Cancun next to Plaza Caracol (over ten silver shops featuring silver from Taxco, art galleries, eight beach ware boutiques, countless restaurants and coffee shops).
Looking for hotels in Cancun for handicaped? Aloft also has rooms for the physically chalenged including a shower chair.
Rooms have either ocean or lagoon views so you always can see the water.
And the windows have great views. I know. And as it's double glass your room is quiet as all noise kept out.
Know you will get a good nights' sleep.
And maybe before turning in try the rooftop terrace for a view of the stars; the moon over the ocean and the skyline of Punta Cancun.
Some units king bed and others double beds.
Cada habitación del hotel está equipada con: pisos de mármol, mini bar, caja electrónica de seguridad, TV de pantalla plana, películas interactivas y acceso a llamadas de larga distancia. Así mismo, cuenta con algunas habitaciones intercomunicadas y para personas con capacidades diferentes.
You know the higher you are the better the view!
Fredie of the Freak Brothers said that.
Here in the rooftop or an upper floor room in Hotel Krystal Cancun see the ocean, the skyline of the discos in the heart of the hotel zone.
I tell you there are hotels in Cancun, then there's Aloft.
Forget all about the Irving Berlin. The Paris Hilton. Or Jack London. Or Chicago Tribune.
Annie was traveling with her husband and two young daughters. Being on a budget she began shopping for a high end hotel in Cancun and found at all of them the other hotels said: sorry but nothing in your budget for this area as she was on a budget which is a common practice she waited and then.
Then she talked to us and found Krystal Cancun which allows her whole family together at a low cost extra charge for the two daughters. And with two beds everyone is most comfortable on their vacation.
In addition to this refreshing fresh water pool is a gym open 24 hours a day. So for those who want to get up and excercise at 5AM you can. Mind you, no one will find me there though at that hour!
And a pool table in the lobby.
The events hall is lovely.
Cribs upon request.
Above one exotic soup dish from El Motero restaurant is shown as an example of fine dinning here in the Hotel Krystal Cancun. This is the heart of things. Hotel Krystal Cancun is near the convention center. It's here the best eateries and shops are found.
Here is the Cancun lodgings you're dreaming of.
The high speed internet work area is where you want it in the Krystal Cancun.
Do the cool lobby bar.
Meet new people make new friends.
Have your favorite drink on the rocks.
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That in addition to this prime location near all night life in the hotel zone.
Below is scene on the roof and important links. .
Hotel Krystal Cancun
The Hotel Krystal is located in the best area
of the hotel zone of Cancun; the Hotel Krystal in Punta Cancun has the
best night life and restaurants right on its premises. All 322 rooms of this all-inclusive hotel
feature mini bars; climate control; telephone; water purification
system; TV with US cable service.
There are not one but two fabulous Krystal Hotels both in the best Cancun location in Punta Cancun.
One being the Hotel Krystal Cancun, and the other being Hotel Krystal Grand Punta Cancun.
There are some differences like the latter has a deli, which offers an extensive selection of sandwiches, bagels, salads, delicious desserts and aromatic coffees and teas. It also has computers with internet access (with additional charge). Hours: 6:00am -11:00pm
The Hotel Krystal Cancun has the restaurant Mortero, where one may relive the charm of Old Mexico in an authentic hacienda-style restaurant, with gourmet Mexican fare at its best, while being accompanied by the soulful serenades of the mariachi. A la carte service for dinner only, reservation required. I've been and can tell you it's good.
Right at the doorstep is Plaza Caracol a few blocks from Hotel Krystal Cancun. All the most popular bars and night spots of Cancun. To see more about the Bulldog Cafe disco which forms a part of the hotel,click on the girl in the green bathing suite in the middle of the photo below:
In the above photo to the left we see the back of the hotel and hotel
zone. Below is the magic below the waters of the Hotel Krystal. Choose bed and breakfast or all-inclusive plans.
|Welcome to one of the Hotel Krystal's theme restaurants Bogarts. In my opinion not only the best restaurant in Cancun but perhaps the world. With lush Mediteranian decor and pools and Morrocan tapestries the set of the classic Bogart film Casablanca is re-created. Even a white tuxedoed piano player plays As time goes by. Pampered service and outstanding dishes make for an unforgetable dinner. And do bring the camera. Your fez-clad waiter will be more than happy to snap a photo of both of you. Click on the center photo to see more Bogart images.
more about the lodgings in Cancun:
Every Krystal room is furnished with marble floors, a mini bar, electronic safety deposit box, flat screen TV, interactive movies, and access to long distance calls.
Hotel Krystal also offers connecting rooms and rooms equipped for the physically disabeled.
Wake up each morning to a stunning view of the water as the sun rises in the sky and end your day with a picture-perfect sunset followed by twinkling stars over a midnight Cancun sky.
More Hotel Krystal information and see rooms and room views|
The pool and beach
More Restaurant Bogart's
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Those who book their stay at the Hotel Krystal with CancunSteve not only enjoy great rates for this fine Hotel but hundreds of dollars of discounts in Cancun restaurants malls bars and money back on shopping.
Amazing Mayan culture in the area of this Cancun all-inclusive. The Mayans had wonderful months. Yes they did. Pop. Uoo. Zip. Zotz. Putz. Tzec. Xul. Pool. Yaxkin. Nextakin. The best one is Uayeb the month with only five days in it. So if you're going on the wagon all month why do it for Uayeb baby.
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Cogo Bongo, Dady O's, the City, and Dady Rock. You can pay by the drink or purchase open bar tickets.
All the bars have DJ's. Some live music.
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|Not only are all the bars next door to the Krystal Grand Cancun like CocoBongo, Dady O, Cite, and Forum by the Sea but a few blocks away is that awesome plaza La Isla.|
One of its' fountains shown on the left.
The Isla has an interactive aquarium where you may even swim with a dolphin as well as a cinema with English speaking movies.
A Johnny Rockets with burgers and milkshakes where you can re-live the 50's.
An a wax museum complete with images of Yoda, Madre Teressa, Amy Winehouse, Elvis, the Queen of England, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Upscale shopping at duty-free prices of all those brands you love.
All this at the doorstep of the Hotel Krystal Grand Cancun.
Did you consider you can reserve the Krystal Cancun either lodgings only, or bed and breakfast, or all-inclusive. Do it your way!
♦ Cuando llega la hora de tomar esas vacaciones tan esperadas y planeadas o la luna de miel, no dejes a la suerte el resort a elegir.
Asegura que tu estancia en el paraíso sea perfecta en Krystal Cancún.
♣ When the time arrives to take that planned vacation you waited for or honeymoon, don't leave to chance the choice of hotel.
Be sure to select Krystal Cancun.
♦ En la zona principal de Punta Cancún, que es el corazón de las actividades y del entretenimiento.
♣I the main area of Punta Cancun, the heart of activities and entertainment in this town.
♦ Desde el momento en que se llege en su habitación, usted verá que el hotel Krystal Cancún ha pensado en todo para que su estancia sea lo más confortable posible.
Cada habitación del hotel está equipada con pisos de mármol, un mini bar, caja electrónica de seguridad, TV de pantalla plana, películas interactivas y acceso a llamadas de larga distancia.
Así mismo, cuenta con algunas habitaciones intercomunicadas y para personas con capacidades diferentes.
Despierte cada mañana con una impresionante vista al mar, mientras el sol se eleva en el cielo y termine el día con una puesta de sol de ensueño, seguida de un manto de estrellas sobre un cielo de medianoche.
Krystal Cancun provides new heights: an oasis where you least expect it, a spirited neighborhood outpost, a haven at the heart of the hotel zone. Bringing a cozy harmony of modern elements to the classic on-the-road tradition, Krystal Cancun offers a sassy, refreshing, ultra effortless alternative for both the business and leisure traveler. Fresh, fun from the pool to the in-room WiFi with ports for your IPod, and most fulfilling, Krystal Cancun is an experience to be discovered and rediscovered, destination after destination, as you ease on down the road. Style at a good deal.
And in this Krystal Cancun find Forum by the Sea across the road. There find Coco Bongo disco. Upscale stores like Harley Davidson, Zingara, Wayan, the Senior Frog's boutique. Silver stores abound. And a Hard Rock Cafe with great food.
Speaking of food restaurants include: Carlos and Charlie's; Hard Rock; Chillis; Cambalache.
This is a colorful
snack bar just steps away from your Cancun lodgings in the Hotel Krystal Cancun.
Cancun's hotel zone. It is in the heart of shopping and entertainment in Cancun. Hotel Krystal has an all-inclusive program, or European Plan option for lodgings only, or B&B plans.
Free high speed internet throughout the resort.
Color satellite TV, telephone with direct long distance dial, internet. mini-bars.
pillow-menus. high speed access, and a private patio
And you can even have your dinner with the chef!
It will be so much fun!
Krystal Cancún, ofrece lo mejor del destino ubicado en Punta Cancun, el corazón de las actividades y entretenimiento. Deje atrás la rutina mientras se relaja en la playa del Krystal de arena blanca, tome un baño en la piscina panorámica, o mejor aún, disfrute de un masaje en el spa Krystal. English below:
Krystal Cancun ofers the best location in Punta Cancun, the heart of activities and fun. Leave your routines behind you and relax on the white sandy beach, or swim in the panoramic pool, or better still, enjoy the Spa at Hotel Krystal.
Beach umbrellas on pristine beach
Beach cabanas (complimentary) so cozy
Beach towels thick and warm
24-hour front desk (we never sleep)
Air-conditioned public areas
Bar/lounge to chill out
Concierge services ask him anything (mind you he may not know)
Room service (limited hours)
Swimming pool - outdoor
Breakfast available (surcharge)
Billiards or pool table
Free parking (limited spaces)
this takes you right to Krystal Cancun Resort's prices B&B and EP (click it)!
Besides all of Punta Cancun at your doorstep, Coco Bongo, Dady O's, The City, Mandala, La Vaquita (new in the heart of the Party Center), and awesome eateries, the best snorkeling in the hotel zone is yours right off the Krystal Cancun beach.
One of the wonders of a vacation here is the flora and fauna of the seas. Like the photo to the left.
See those and more!
The red hind, a grouper is light yellow with brown spots found in these waters. (Not the red hand). These are bottom dwelers, and are good to eat.
After watching them a while, perhaps order grouper for dinner in one of the fine Krystal Cancun restaurants.
The Jewfish which grows up to 8 feet is dark brown with vertical stripes.
They go up to 680 pounds.
They prefer large caves, upscale condominiums, and you may find some near coral crevices. This fish is a giant sea bass.
Schools of the candy basket abound in the transparent turquoise seas of the Krystal Cancun. You can't miss them. Yellow and blue horizontal stripes adorn their bodies.
These tiny creatures measing less than 4 inches are secretive, and shy.
Gliding over the reefs one will see the bar jack, (not black jack which is a card game found in Cancun casinos), they are large, over two feet. Silver, with a tinge of turquoise along the top and rear fin.
When the sun strikes the water, the ribbon of turquise glows like a neon. Fun to observe the dorsal fin when they glide over the reefs.
The grunt looks like the candy basset but it is larger, nearly two feet. A big black eye. They go about in large schools, and will eat bread out of your hand if you bring some.
A lovely fish is the damselfish which is indigo blue sporting a yellow fin. Feeds on algae and those foods they provide in weight watcher clinics.
Abundant around the reefs surounding the waters of the Hotel Krystal.
The baby damselfish may be observed picking at bodies of larger fish searhing for parasites. And although this provides a service to the larger fish, these later fish most ungrateful yell get away, that bothers me. So the babies swim away.
Your own kids will be picking at the extensive buffet included in the all-inclusive program.
The porcupinefish blows up like a basketball but bigger with spines. The male will not leave his mate, even if you invite him to go to one of the catinas in Punta Cancun, or the Krystal Aquarium Cafe bar restaurant with stunning views of the Caribbean Sea, with sunrises that will surprise you.
The frogfish sports a fishingpole which pops up above its' mouth. It is a color changer. This fish will inflate itself baloon like.
There's so much to see and do here mate.
Come on down, swim, party, get a tan to show off when you get back to the north country.
Waking up and seeing the Caribbean, what more can one want says Connie Lingus. Stretching out and getting ready for a day full of fun and adventure.
The Krystal Cancún Hotel is the best option for you to have the best time of your life during your holidays with your family, friends or couple. Its' complete services, which include from gastronomy to a children's club, and its privileged location right on the beach, make this hotel in Punta Cancúnan authentic haven of relax and pleasure for all tastes.
The difference between a perfect and a simple holiday lies in small details says Link Blotter.
The services of the Krystal Cancún Hotel have been carefully selected. Here you will find a miniclub for children, swimming pools for all, great restaurants, terraces, gardens, spaces for events and banquets, spa, live music, transport, upscale decorations.
México visto desde una nueva perspectiva, en su más pura esencia, con sus tradiciones, su diversion, su gastronomía y todo su vibrante ambiente al alcance de la mano. La propuesta de alojamiento que le ofrecemos desde aquí, la web oficial de CancunSteve, le llevará directamente a un paraíso de comodidades, sabores y hospedaje únicos con los que diseñar una experiencia a medida y vivir cada minuto de sus días en Hotel Krystal Cancun al máximo.
Disfrute el mejor zona de Cancun, con servicios modernos y espacios de lujo en los que relajarse, descansar o celebrar un evento importante. En Krystal Hotels encontrará tanto resorts exclusivos con habitaciones a un paso del mar o envueltas en los paisajes más asombrosos del país con ambas opciones con variedad de grandes salones, jardines, restaurantes temáticos, Todo esto con los mejores precios y condiciones de reserva con CancunSteve.
Aproveche las ventajas de la web oficial de CancunSteve y haga su reservación en confianza. Con su tarjeta de credito o debito. Financiamiento sin interés gratis.
Cientos de dólares de descuentos en Cancun para bajo de nuestro sitio web con su reserva, Sea todo incluido o solo hospedaje o plan hospedaje, desayuno.
El estudio familiar:
Habitación de 40 m2 con balcón y vista al mar, ideal para una familia de 2 adultos y 2 menores, cuenta con una cama King size y un sofá cama deslizable, refrigerador, horno de microondas, comedor para 4 personas.
The Hotel Krystal all-inclusive program is great! Pay one flat price, and no need to go searching for your wallet or thinking about budgets.
All drinks and food included.
But moderation is recommended good people.
Check out the photo to the left.
This poor dude lost all control with the good food.
He won't want to step on the bathroom scale when he gets back to Hackensack.
The all-inclusive program allows you to eat til you can't; drink til you drop.
But again, and I can't say this often enough. MODERATION.
So many fun things at your doorstep being located here at Krystal Cancun in the center of the Hotel Zone. Even Yiddish Theater. A charming show portraying a young lower East Side New York little leager helping an old tailor oust extorsionists from his 7th Avenue sweatshop in a heart-warming drama Bat Boy and Ruben.
Just joshing folks. No Yiddish theatre. But there's a neat wax museum in the mall La Isla a few bus stops from the Hotel Krystal Cancun wax museum complete with Yoda, Captain Jack Sparrow, Justin Beeber, the Pope, Madre Teressa, Putin.
The Casa de Cultura downtown hosts shows every day of the week and most are FREE. Experimental theater and some musicals. Dig them.
And next door is the Cancun Planaterium with exhibits relating to science, a big telescope, and cultural events at modest prices.
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The Theater of Cancun a few bus stops north of the Hotel Krystal hosts shows including ballet from Cuba, opera, drama, and comedy.
Museo Maya includes 350 archaeological artifacts that includes relics that have never been shown because they are so ugly, as well as others that were discovered in recent excavations.
Cancun’s Maya Museum boasts three exhibition halls, two permanent and one temporary venue for national and international exhibitions.
Next to the Maya Museum, the San Miguelito archaeological site recently opened as well. The Maya Museum and San Miguelito are located at Km 16 on Kukulkan Boulevard in the Hotel Zone so near the Hotel Krystal Cancun.
The museum is open Tuesday to Sunday from 10AM to 7PM except on Thursday (7AM to 10PM).
Tickets run around $5 USD for access to both the museum and the crummy San Miguelito site (it ain't no Chichen Itza folks).
Children under 13 and adults over 60 years old receive free admission.
On Sunday, admission is free to local residents with their official identification.
There is also an underwater museum repeat with sculptures which are made from specialized, non-acidic clay designed to support and promote the growth of the coral and marine life that live in it. The installation takes up an area of more than 4,520 square feet on an empty seabed and weighs more than 200 tons. The appearance of the statues will change gradually with the growth of the coral and the artificial reef ecosystem.
If you enjoy traveling, you enjoy Hotel Krystal Cancun, and I’m sure you also enjoy taking travel photos. Like out back by the columns on the terrace over the ocean by the Krystal pool. And if you want to make a step further and start shooting videos, you’ll see there are plenty of new things to learn.
Good lighting is essential for good videos of any kind. seems obvious, no?
Like a good travel agent CancunSteve
Just because a light-modifying tool was designed for still photography, doesn’t mean it won’t work for video as well. To get a classic beauty look for a fake perfume commercial for SNL.
The commercial spoof, for a phony perfume called “Red Flag,” featured a comedian in a red dress, and the photographer wanted to make her look as glamorous as possible. His first instinct was to use a Briese light—a high-end, German-made soft light—but was wary of the fairly expensive rental rate (up to $1,000 a day) ouch. As an alternative, the gaffer, suggested using a seven-foot Westcott Silver Parabolic Umbrella, a modifier designed for the still photography market.
With some imagination something similiar may be cooked-up.
If you’ve been searching for the best men's travel pants, you have just found them! Bluffworks travel pants.
When you travel year-round with just a carry-on suitcase, there’s no room in your luggage for unworthy clothing.
Be very particular about what makes it into carry-on!
With airlines nickle and diming you extra bags cost!
Save on baggage costs and on booking the Hotel Krystal Cancun with you know who.
Good travel pants are especially hard to find. The best travel pants need to be multi-purpose. They have to look presentable on the streets of Cancun and the Krystal lobby bar, and also stand up to the rigours of jungle-trekking in the Yucatan.
No one wants combat pants and feel ridiculous wearing those high-tech grey zip-off pants that the big outdoor gear companies make.
Or the clown pants my mother-in-law sells.
About a year ago, Bluffworks sent a pair of their men’s travel pants to try out and put to the test, wearing them from Cancun to Merida to Cabo San Lucas to the disco to Mayan ruins and many points in between.
They are also casual enough that they don’t scream rich dumb tourist like a lot of speciality travel clothes do.
The fabric is almost entirely wrinkle-free. The pants also dry super-fast, which means you hand-wash them at night and wear them the next day, no problem. They have a little bit of stretch to them.
Probably the coolest thing about the Bluffworks travel pants is the hidden zipper pockets.
We travel in all sorts of cities where criminals are everywhere, like Detroit, or Honolulu.
The hidden zippers are sewn inside both front pockets and one back pocket — unless you know they’re there, you won’t even notice them. This extra protection against quick-fingered pickpockets gives me some added peace of mind.
Like having a travel agent like you know who.
I took this photo in the Hotel Krystal while snorkeling a few feet from the beach.
After you visit here you'll know why Cancun is the prefered snorkeling and diving location the west side of paradise. The magical waters near these lodgings are a natural aquarium. The Hotel Krystal Cancun staff can assist in setting up dives.
The taxi driver can assist in going to dives.
And for the snorkeler shallow reefs abound.
Geology has made Cancun’s uniqueness since the island of Isla Mujeres protects the reefs from the powerful open ocean waves crashing on its western side. This barrier reef thing and the gentle current from the Gulf Stream provide Cancun with turquoise transparent waters and those ideal conditions for diving or snorkeling in a most rewarding ecosystem.
At the doorstep of the Krystal Cancun is Dady O's disco. Music is hip hop, salsa, disco, electro, minimal, and maximo I guess.
What is minimal music? This is music that works with limited or minimal materials: pieces that use only a few notes, pieces that use only a few words of text, or pieces written for very limited instruments, such as antique cymbals, bicycle wheels, or whiskey glasses.
It includes pieces that sustain one basic electronic rumble for a long time. It includes pieces made exclusively from recordings of rivers and streams. It includes pieces that move in endless circles.
Some claim the dance floor has some cracks and their heel gets caught.
The dance floor spins (turns around) regardless if you're on open bar or not.
Another bar nearby Hotel Krystal Cancun is The City.
This club only opens on Fridays so plan your vacation to Cancun accordingly because you may want to go here. It is packed– There are three levels with the capacity of 6,000 thousand people. The floor gets really crowded whereas if you have a table you have more room, and make friends with the people next to you! The City plays a lot of house/EDM American music
Sometimes flights get delayed.
Notice the photo to the left.
Appears that guy in the blue hooded jacket been waiting quite a spell.
The scenario goes like this.
It's the day of your departure. You got a 4PM flight scheduled on Delta.
You plan to leave your Cancun lodgings at 1PM.
You contact the airline to see if the flight is on time.
They reply it is delayed several hours.
Instead of hanging around the airport use Hotel Krystal's bag check service and store the luggage and continue to trip around the most exciting part of Cancun.
Forum by the Sea is open 24 hours a day.
Jewelry stores, record stores, specialty shops, art shops, souvenir joints.
So many eateries.
And bars like Hard Rock, Chilis, Carlos and Charlies.
And even a spa.
So when you depart the awesome Hotel Krystal Cancun you don't go looking like that poor sucker above.
You know the Hotel Krystal Cancun is directly accross the road to the convention center.
Sometimes interesting events happen there.
Other times find uptight elderly ladies attending some church rivival thing. Who can be a royal pain.
Old lady: Can I have change?
Cashier: I’m sorry, ma’am, but we can’t make change from the registers. The drawer only opens when we put in a sale. We can’t open it ourselves.
Old lady: Well, all right. Give me a cup of coffee, then.
(The cashier gets her coffee, puts in the sale, and gives her three $5 bills and a $1 bill as change. Then, naturally, he closes the drawer.
Waitress: Here you go, ma’am. Have a nice day.
Old lady: Excuse me! This $5 bill has INK smudged on it! I want a different bill!
Waitress: I’m sorry, but I can’t do that.
Old lady: I don’t want change. I just want a different bill!
(At this point, the Waitress realizes he’s getting nowhere with this grumpy old lady and goes to get the manager. As such, he keep small rolls of bills in his apron pockets to make change for the staff if necessary.
Main man: What can I help you with, ma’am? Old lady: This bill has ink on it! I want a different bill.
Main man: Sure, I can do that. Here, I’ll trade you for this nice, brand new $5 bill. Now go on down to the lobby bar across that walkway and chill out.
Old lady: *sarcastically* Thank you! All I wanted was some change! And to raise Cain.
(You’d think that would be the end of it, but no. A few moments later…) Old lady: EXCUSE me!
Waitress: Yes, ma’am?
Old lady: This coffee is not what I like. I don’t want it anymore. Give me my money back! Here's my half finished cup with the lipstick stain on it.
Waitress: I’m sorry to hear that, ma’am. Let me go get the manager again to give you your refund. And a swift kick in the ass.
(He goes and explains the situation to the main man, who is the only one in the stand with a key to open the register for refunds.)
Cashier: *remembering that she originally came up to ask for change* Would you like your refund back in dollar bills, or quarters, or…?
Old lady: I want my money back!
Cashier: Yes, but since you asked for change earlier, I thought I’d offer to give you coins if that’s what you needed.
Main man: We can give you your $4 back in dollars, or quarters, or whatever you need.
Old lady: No, just takes these back and give me my $20. *pulls out the three fives and one dollar from her original transaction*
main man: You want a $20 bill back?
Old lady: Yes, give me my $20 back!
The neat thing is at the lobby bar in Hotel Krystal Cancun the good people are laid-back and fun to be with. As are the good folks in the pool bar.
Or up in the pool.
Here at Krystal everything's cool. Your lodgings in Cancun.
Discover wonders at the Krystal Cancun beach.
While you snorkel in the transparent waters of the Krystal beach, discover the grasby fish which is spotted with red blotches. Sometimes known as the great grasby.
And colorful groupers. Feed them pieces of bread right from your hand. The juveniles are bi-colored.
Some are turquoise with white stripes. So near the Aloft Cancun. Just darn your snorkel mask.
The candy basset has blue and yellow horizontal stripes. They are secretive and not good to eat.
There are hamlets of every color of the rainbow. To snorkel or not to snorkel, that is the question. So tear yourself away from the Ipod dock in your Aloft lodgings, put on the swim suit and head on down to the beach.
There are mackerel as well. As Kingfish said holy mackerel there Andy.
And those skinny Wahoo. Not to confuse with an internet search engine.
Parrotfish are my personal favorite, with multicolored bodies matching their backgrounds to fool predators.
And they run right off this Krystal Cancun beach.
Want to see Rosita's favorite fish? see Rosita's fish
Those polka-dot batfish look like monsters with tiny feet. Find them by the coral. They go to 11 inches long.
Sometimes see a turtle or a small squid apearing to swim backwards.
Discover. There's so much more to Cancun then all those bars around and in the Aloft.
Coming out of the water and taking off his snorkeling mask, George spotted this girl in a pink swimsuit on a beach chair reading.
Going over he called out what ya readin'?
Hemingway she replied. Something about bells, balls, and bulls.
Yea, I know Hemingway. Read this one 'bout this old fisherman goinig a long while not catching nothin'
Well perhaps if he used a hook and bait he'd of had more luck said the girl.
Then George laughed and invited the cute girl back to the Bar in the Krystal to do a cocktail.
Off they went.
They spent the rest of the afternoon at the Krystal, doing the beachfront pool and hanging out together.
Fun hanging out at the local snack joint.
Cakes and chips.
Every day all day and night.
Nice after a day snorkeling at the beach.
When one thinks of snorkeling one imagines, and rightly so all those wonderful tropical fish. The angel fish, the gefilte fish, fish of all colors of the rainbow.
Squid which appear to swim backwards.
Starfish as well. Astrologicaly shaped.
But good people the flora and fauna include awesome coral too.
Like the brain coral.
Called so due to the spherical shape of its' colonies.
And these corals have more brains than most Mexican judges, who if they don't wise-up will get themselves lynched.
The life span of a brain coral is some 200 years. Just think about it. These corals were there before the Titanic. Before the Civil War.
And you can see them now.
Brain corals use their tentacles to catch food during the day. At night, they use their tentacles for protection by wraping them over the grooves on their surface.
see a photo of a brain coral I took with my underwater camera off the beach. The brain coral is to the left.
Note the jagged ridges along its' surface.
The groves and channels on their surface look like folds of the human brain.
Corals eat algae, small drifting fish, but they don't like whole wheat bread. No one does.
If you're lucky enough to see them eating be sure to say buen provecho which is equivalent to hearty appetite (bon apetit) or bonne apetit or thokozela ukudla kwakho.
That last one is Zulu used after boiling the missionary in a pot.
Try not to touch or damage the coral as around the world coral reefs are in serious danger.
And don't feed them whole wheat bread.
These coral grow mighly large.
After this experience have a drink in the lobby bar here in the Krystal Cancun.
A tequila with a twist of lime.
Or a whiskey straight up.
Or those drinks with the little umbrellas with their stems piercing a fruit.
Off to the side a trio is playing some jazz.
Meet new friends.
Dig the scene.
Someone is surfing the net with the fast wireless internet access in the Krystal Cancun. Their cold beer on the table.
Some great Mexican drinks:
The paloma -- tequila, grapefruit, lime and soda. Pulque (the milky fermented sap of the maguey cactus) is the ancestor of tequila and goes all the wat back to the Aztecs, when pulque was a highly esteemed drink of the elders, priests, candelstick makers, tinkers, tailors, and warriors.
The most classic and awful cerveza preparada (beer cocktails) in Mexico, the michelada is essentially a Mexican cocktail made with beer, lime juice and tomato juice (uch!) or clamato (a blend of tomato juice and clam juice) (super uch!).
Whatever your drink, you all will dig the Krystal Cancun bar and hang out. No tellin who you'll meet.
Tequila sunrise is aweome.Tequila, Grenadine, Ice Cubes, Crushed ice, fresh Orange Juice.
The Bull is Tequila, half a glass of light beer, lemonade. Not that bunk about Trump's wall and who pays for it.
Or anything Hilary Clinton says.
How to do the margarits: Tequila, Cointreau, Fresh Lime (or Lemon could be used) Juice, a lime, crushed ice and salt.
Tequila is distilled from the Blue Agave plant. Back in the days of the Spanish Conquest, wine and brandy were in short supply, so the Spanish ordered that the Agave be processed and distilled to create alcohol. The Aztecs replied, sure beats the inquisition!
The plant is grown in the state of Jalisco, with additional plantations also present in Guanajuato, Michoacan, Nayarit and Tamaulipas, although all tequila production takes place in the state of Jalisco. Tequila can be enjoyed straight or with a wide variety of mixers.
A nice shot of tequila, a fine room at the Krystal Cancun, and you beside me.
In the center of the hotel zone near hotel Krystal Cancun upscale value Cancun lodgings you can find several parlors for tatoos.
The permanent or Henna type.
But self-control is most recommended.
This guy from Belgium lost all control and had his whole body tatooed.
A street map of downtown Cancun is now depicted on his head.
Besides tatoos shopping is fun as we can see evidenced by this tatooed man. In his left hand he got a huge dust pan and in his right a rather large wooden spoon to drink his soup.
On his head are suction cups he found in a supermarket in the hotel zone. Now there are several not far from the hotel.
Besides dust pans and suction cups find jewelry at Plaza Caracol close by. They run fine sterling silver all the way from Taxco. And an ocasional piece or two all the way from Houston.
They have a very wide selection of some of the most exotic designs.
Also some shops custom design jewelry to your specifications if you pay them for it.
This tatooed Belgian to the left got his earing there I'm sure.
Find a large Plaza Fiesta not far from Plaza Caracol as well as one in the awesome mall La Isla. All a stone's throw from Aloft where your teens are FREE. A few bus stops going south.
For arts and crafts do the Forum by the Sea - Located in Punta Cancun right in the center of the hotel zone of Cancun. Find handcrafted Mexican furnishings and artistic decorations for the home as well as wonderful gift ideas. Very exotic and a selection of unusual Mexican art like the big spoon the Belgian has in his right hand.
For you that are visiting from Canada afraid there's no hockey T Shirts or caps. But they have great tequila shops.
Café Starbucks both at Plaza Caracol and La Isla for delicious fresh-roasted whole bean and ground coffee and cold frapachinos.
In a nearby store they also sell whole vanilla beans and extract, fresh honey (including Yucatan honey), scented soaps, plain and decorated Mexican shopping bags, and local liqueurs. With almost thirty years of innovation and growth, Plaza Caracol presents you with more than 150 shops, offering you articles that range from boutique perfumes (at duty free prices) and fine jewelry, to souvenirs and special details for your loved ones.
With ample internal shops all featuring air conditioning, and attractive events and promotions throughout all seasons, Plaza Caracol offers to both the casual shopper and the professional bargainer the chance to always find what they are looking for with surprisingly affordable prices.
Plaza Caracol is also know for being one of the favorite gathering places for the Cancun residents, guaranteeing the fact of meeting new friends and getting to know the local lifestyle in the well know bistros, coffee shops and restaurants Plaza Caracol hosts.
the cool bar Casada in the Krystal Cancun:
It is located near the Jacuzzi and the relax area. It is perfect for you to have a drink in front of the sea. Its menu includes all type of soft drinks and spirits. With a welcoming ambiance.
Mixers, minglers, hips, and night owls are always welcome at one of the most vibrant Cancun bars. Take the elevator from your lodgings in Cancun down to the main lobby.
Here, fun and energy flow freely, with everything from pints and pinots to pub-style snacks and made-for-sharing specialties on tap nightly.
Get sassy, get happy, get social and get yourself to W XYZ® bar for cool house music and hot special events like live acoustic performances by emerging local musicians.
While we were doing tequila slammers in the bar the nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine in the area.
But her grumpy aunt did not approve. “Chocolate milk for dinner?” she asked.
“It’s delicious!” said my the little girl.
Well it's morning somewhere replied the aunt. She mellowed out. After all she's in the bar and she has lodgings in Cancun.
Doctor Jones likes to stop off at the Casada bar in the Krystal after work and enjoy an almond daiquiri.
One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead.
The doctor takes a sip and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”
And Dick replies, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
Great location near the big nightlife spots, Chedraui Supermarket just next door, and ferry to Isla Mujeres across the street. We were on the 9th floor and didn't have any problems with the noise from the clubs near by. Not on the beach, but public access is across the street. The pool and bar is nice as well.
Surf for free from anywhere in this hotel.
Fast & free WiFi is available in all of guest rooms and social areas.
You can even browse emails while lounging by the pool. Or in your Cancun lodgings.
Recognized as one of the top golf courses in the World today, the Pok Ta Pok which is located only a few blocks away from Krystal Cancun, just in the center of the hotel zone.
This magnificent golf course, par 72 with a distance of 7,144 yards is considered the most challenging course in the region (as most golfers hung-over from cocktails at the swim-up bar).
The Aloft bed and breakfast package does not offer transportation to and from the course, but food and beverages at the hotel & snacks so you have energy for the course.
Overheard at the pro shop:
Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf in Pok Ta Pok.
The pro asked, Did you guys have a good game today? No one passed out?
The first old guy said, Yes, I had three riders today.
The second old guy said, I had the most riders ever. I had five.
The third old guy said, I had seven riders, the same as last time.
The last old man said, I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.
After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I've been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider? Never heard that one in any hotels Playa del Carmen.
The pro said, A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it. --
Mind you those oldies need to ride the cart for anything more than 10 yards.
The Convention Center near the Krystal is the largest in the area, with 152,847 ft2 of event space on multiple floors conected by elevators and escalators, has the most modern technical support in the country for events of any kind, from a executive breakfast, a wedding, a convention or a congress, to plays and concerts.
There may be an event of interest while you are staying here in Aloft.
Located next to Aloft, at the heart of the hotel zone in Punta Cancun, the second busiest center in all of Mexico and the largest in Latin America, with excellent international connectivities.
Arts and crafts in April, Slaii in May, ultrasound event in July, Teraherz held in August, Flasog in November (medical issues like maternity, reproduction (sounds good), complications during pregrancy1), and more.
1 This old 90 year-old wobbled into the doctor's office complaining of morning sickness. The doc ran tests and said this sounds Biblical but you're pregnant.
The woman's face hung down.
Aren't you thrilled? asked the good doctor.
She replied my old man's gonna take a fit! he was in jail 9 months ago, so he'll know it ain't his
Not to worry; your husband got Alzenheimers so he can't figure this out
With that the woman gave the good doc a hug.
She was almost as happy as you'll be booking Hotel Krystal Cancun with me.
And on the other side of Aloft Cancun crossing the road is Forum by the Sea.
The shopping center is located on the heart of Cancún nightlife. Find within the Hard Rock Café iconic guitar. The Coco Bongo, Carlos'n Charlies, La Vaquita, Congo, Hooters and Senõr Fogs are all on the sorroundings. Mainly for fun.
If you love the thrill of the shops, the clubs, the bars and the restaurants then head over to Forum by Sea.
The night life is always going from the Hard Rock, Carlos and Carlies to the shops in the Forum.
While you enjoy your Cancun lodgings nearby bars and clubs abound.
With this little car drive around and explore Punta Cancun, the heart of the Hotel Zone.
On the southern end is is a lovely beach with a Mayan ruin (Del Rey) across the street.
And just to the side Krystal Cancun, one may snorkel for free right near your lodgings on the pristine beach. See colorful tropical fish and coral.
Also you may go to the Mayan museum up the road going south. It's complete and entertaining; entrance cost is modest.
Next to Krystal is the Cancun Convention Center, Forum by the Sea with Hard Rock Cafe, CocoBongo, Daddy O's, Slices, The City, and so much else.
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Part of beach and ocean shown from the terrace.
Krystal Cancun is near all nightlife yet so quiet and peaceful.
Right across from the beach you see with transparent turquoise waters.
Relax here after a night out at any of the nearby clubs and bars. Do the rooftop pool or the 24 hour Grab and Go for fun munchies.
Or how about a moon light stroll barefoot on the nearby beach?
These Cancun lodgings allow your teens to be with you on this family holiday!!!
Want to see the magic fountain? Great! It's right across and down the street or in CancunSteve's world only a click away! Just click here to have a look.
And we have discounts for you here with your reservation with us for these upscale Cancun lodgings.
One merchant on our discount offers $20usd of free silver with purchase.
The Krystal Cancun is all this with CancunSteve. Discount Ground-transportation to the hotel. Children stay free when accompanied by an adult. Newspaper delivered to room.
CancunSteve discount coupons to download from our website. Hair dryer in rooms as well as PC hook-ups and clock-radio with CD player. Coffee maker as well. Iron and ironing board. Purified water supplied. Pool bar. Awesome restuarants. Freeform pool with waterfalls.
In addition to great eateries in the Krystal Cancun like Mortero Hacienda, nearby charming spots like the one shown to the left abound.
Like The Thai Lounge.
Waterfront Dining: This is, arguably, Cancun's best Thai restaurant and it happens to be the prettiest too. Actually, it's one of the most beautiful, romantic settings in all of Cancun. People rave about the food, the... Asian cusine.
This is some claim, Cancun's best Thai restaurant, mind you there ain't too many, and it happens to be the prettiest too.
Actually, it's one of the most beautiful says the chef's mom, in all of Cancun.
People rave about the food, like the chef's mom, and the decor, the service, and the waterfront location.
As the name implies, Thai cuisine is the specialty of the house.
No burgers and fries here.
The food and setting will make you feel as though you've been transported to Thailand.
If the waitress has a mini skirt to Thigh Land.
The atmosphere is unbeatable; picture soft lighting, ambient music, incense burning, plants, trees, palapas, palm shelters, gardens and little wooden huts.
Make sure you arrive on time if you have a reservation because they will only hold your table for 10 minutes.
Keep an eye on the lagoon for a visit from the resident crocodile.
Did you know crocodiles live to 100 years old.
And stay with their young unlike birds.
Thai Lounge is located in Plaza La Isla at km 12.5 near Krystal Cancun.
Even closer to Krystal is El Fish Fritanga for seafood fresh from the ocean.
And in the plaza next to Hotel Krystal Cancun find dozens of joints to have everything from pizza to dogs to cheeseburgers.
Or a taco.
♣ reservation requests and availability verification
Martin Keper travels once or twice a month for his work, almost all domestic and for fairly short trips.
Poor guy never been to Hotel Krystal Cancun. Shame of it all.
Plus this poor sucker has this bean-counter hassling him at work.
As a resident of Washington, D.C., Martin almost always fly American from DCA simply because it’s much closer to his modest ranch house.
This has never been a problem, and his colleagues who travel for work do the same, depending on their nearest airport.
A few months ago, however, he was called in for a random travel expense audit and the cheap pain in the butt accounting rep said it was inappropriate to be using one airport and one airline so often.
He should consider getting on down to the Hotel Krystal Cancun with our low prices.
(Their employee handbook which no one ever looks at, states that employees should consider the least expensive feasible option, including all three D.C.-area airports.)
Martin replied that the added expense of ground transport to farther-flung airports would routinely add at least $100 to each round-trip, which always makes flying from the preferred airport a wash, and that his putz status on American means an additional $25-35 savings each way on checked baggage that he’d have to pay on other airlines.
The el cheapo accounting rep then said that he should use the alternative airports and use public transit, which takes far longer to use (even though the boring employee manual specifically says the organization reimburses for cabs). The shmuck accounting rep said he could also save money by taking flights that leave at 5 a.m. and return after 10 p.m., even though my business needs often call for spending the morning in the office and taking an afternoon flight.
Plus who in their right mind wants to get up 3AM to catch a 5AM flight.
So Martin the shleper had the balls to tell him where to shove it.
As part of the audit follow up, he instructed me to send accounting screenshots of all flights on Kayak available ANYTIME ON THE SAME DAY to ensure this shleper is choosing the cheapest option regardless of time of day.
Screw him said Martin, then went ahead and booked to Hotel Krystal Cancun where he is soaking up the sun, doing the discos, and seeing awesome flora and fauna in the transparent waters off the Krystal Cancun beach and coral reefs.
All this at Krystal Cancun:
Awesome lagoon and ocean views from its' key Punta Cancun location
Pristine stretch of beach with loungers, palapas, and cabanas too
Suites are spacious, stylish, and chic with private outdoor areas as well
Bathrooms have a thoughtful selection of toiletries and refreshing rainfall showerheads
Delicious selection of dishes from sushi to traditional Mexican to Italian in the Krystal Cancun eateries
Lounge bar, two pool bars, and cool beach bar
Daily and nightly shows and live entertainment; kids club
Great spa and gym on-site
All-inclusive plan is optional for those who desire this
Free Wi-Fi and parking
At the Hacienda el Mortero Restaurant in Hotel Krystal Cancun, they give you the best Mexican dining experience of your vacation. This restaurant specialized in the traditional flavor of our Mexican culture will be one you want to go to again and again.
To your dinning experience they add Mariachi music live, an excellent environment to share with friends and family. The extensive menu has an extensive variety of dishes from all over the Republic that will delight your palate.
This casual dining restaurant offers a nice selection of appetizers and entrees, including sizzling fajitas and quesadillas.
Hacienda El Mortero is a fun pick for birthday celebrations and group outings. The restaurant operates with a BYOB policy, so guests can bring their favorite wine bottles to complement their meals.
As guests of the Krystal Cancun your wine is included of course.
Open for dinner every day, Hacienda El Mortero serves a lavish brunch on Sundays.
Yi ari gato asimoset? says Kimono Sun Han.
Dishes with guacamole, steak, beans, rice are great.
The standard rooms of Krystal Cancun offers 32 m² of space designed for you. Ideal for accommodating up to 4 people with a maximum of 3 adults, they are adapted for solo travelers as well as families with children.
Enjoy your room in Cancun with a minibar, security box, flat screen TV, telephone plus all this:
Grupo Santa Fe dice:
Consideramos que somos una de las empresas líderes dentro de la industria hotelera en México, enfocada en adquirir, desarrollar y operar hoteles bajo una estrategia única multimarca y multisegmento.
Esta estrategia nos permite ofrecer diferentes experiencias adecuadas a la demanda específica de cada mercado, y así lograr maximizar la rentabilidad de nuestras inversiones.
Y valor por el huesped en su viaje.
Nuestro equipo directivo cuenta con una larga trayectoria de éxito en la industria hotelera y hospedaje con una experiencia extensiva.
Este equipo ha adquirido y desarrollado conjuntamente, más de 10,000 habitaciones en México y Latinoamérica.
El Hotel Krystal Cancun partenese a Grupo Santa Fe.
Misión: Lograr que nuestros huéspedes (Uds.) vivan experiencias placenteras e inolvidables, a través de colaboradores apasionados por el servicio de calidad, que aunado a una buena gestión.
Socios: Grupo Chartwell que fue fundado en 1994 por Carlos Gerado Elizondo con la intención de desarrollar hoteles. En 1996 se realiza una asociación con las familias Fisher (no fish) y Getty que resultó en el regreso de la importante franquicia Hilton a México1 después de más de 25 años de ausencia, mediante la apertura del hotel Hilton Aeropuerto Internacional de la Ciudad de México. En 1998 Grupo Chartwell adquirió un portafolio de hoteles operados bajo la marca Krystal en Cancún, Ixtapa, Puerto Vallarta y la Ciudad de México. Ese mismo año, adquirió el hotel Continental Plaza en Guadalajara, que fue relanzado como el Hilton Guadalajara. A través de una asociación con Goldman (no goldfish) Sachs, Grupo Chartwell adquirió la cadena de hoteles Quinta Real en 1999. En el año 2000, Grupo Chartwell fue contratado por Strategic Hotels and Resorts para ser su representante y negociar la adquisición del hotel Four Seasons. Durante el año 2001 Grupo Chartwell se asoció con NH Hoteles para desarrollar la marca NH Hoteles en México y en otros países de Latinoamérica, que al día de hoy cuenta con 2,072 cuartos en México a través de 13 propiedades. En el quinto aniversario de dicha asociación se consumó lo previamente pactado, y Chartwell, en acuerdo con NH Hoteles, ejerció su derecho de salida sobre la inversión realizada obteniendo un resultado de una tasa interna de retorno del 34% anual. Adicionalmente, Grupo Chartwell ha realizado asociaciones con Kimco Realty Corporation para el desarrollo de centros comerciales, The Related Group of Florida y ABILIA Inteligencia Inmobiliaria (antes BCBA Impulse Ingeniería Inmobiliaria), para el desarrollo de condominios residenciales en México.
Hay ventajas hace su trato o vacaciones con unos cadenas de hoteleria importantes. De hecho su personel estan mejor capacitados como los profesionales en Krystal Cancun. Formados. Una formación adecuada por resolver situaciones.
No pone sur plan tonto adelante un crisis.
1 Fisher gritaba come back Hilton y Getty gritaba regresate Hilton.
The Krystal Cancun Hotel is your ideal lodgings to have the best time of your life during your Cancun vacation with your family, friends, or couple. Its complete top-of-the-line services, which include from gastronomy to a children's club, and its privileged location right on the beach, make this hotel in Punta Cancun an authentic haven of relaxation and pleasure for all people.
The Krystal Cancun Hotel is on the beach on Boulevard Kukulcán that offers restaurants, bars, pools, activities, kids club… and the 502 rooms with spectacular views of the sea with free WiFi and in its great majority equipped to guarantee some unforgettable days of vacation in the Mexican Caribbean.
If you desire to wake up in the morning enjoying a marvelous view of the Caribbean, the luxury sea view rooms of Krystal Cancun Hotel are your recommended accommodation. Extensive (32 m²), with modern services (wifi, flat screen TV, security box…) and the best attention at the best price. Reserve your room of luxury in the best area of Cancun, with a balcony and views of the sea with CancunSteve
The FISHERIA If you want to dine in Cancún while contemplating the sea, nothing better than the Fisheria here in Krystal Cancun. Here a team of talented chefs prepares the most delicious ceviches and seafood tacos and serves them in the swimming pool area.
Though the origin of ceviche is hotly debated, (not by me, as I could care less; I enjoy it that's all), the dish is most closely associated with Peru.
Or maybe Chile.
But what counts is that it's here now in Krystal Cancun.
It is typically made from fresh fish cured in citrus juices, such as lemon or lime, and spiced with ají or chili peppers. Additional seasonings, such as chopped onions, salt, and cilantro, may also be added. Ceviche is usually accompanied by side dishes that complement its flavors, such as lettuce, corn, and avocado. The predecessor to the dish was brought to Peru by Moorish women from Granada who accompanied the Spaniards, and this dish eventually evolved into what nowadays is considered ceviche.
Mohammed I ibn Nasr towel-head, the Nasrid Moorish ruler of the Emirate of Granada embracing his Castilian friend is a well known image.
These Muslim Moors (or Less) converted to Christianity remained permanently in Iberia.
In 1567 King Philip II directed Moorish to give up their Arabic names and traditional dress, so the turban was changed to a baseball cap with Team Logos. Aisha became Alice. Dahabb became Doris.
Reminds me of the story of Fo, Bo, and Cho who emigrated from China to New York City. Wanting to be Americanized here's what they did:
Bo changed his name to Buck, Cho to Chuck, and Fo went back to China.
Once you holiday at the Krystal Cancun you will return all the time.
On the cable TV in your room in Krystal Cancun the catch your favorite sporting event on the flat screen television.
In football season, see the Cotton bowl, Rose bowl, or live from Flushing Meadows New York the Toilet Bowl.
Yes sir, right here in the Krystal Cancun see the Giants in their stadium in Flushing Meadows rip through their opponents tissue-paper line.
And while watching the game, why not take out a cold beer and a snack from your frigo bar from your lodgings in the Krystal Cancun.
In the all-inclusive plan it's all included.
See the half-back or falf-assed pass the ball the wrong way.
A long bomb making an extra point for the opposing team.
On offense see an illegal shift (don't forget the 'f' there even though this is the Toilet Bowl).
Now if football ain't your thing, there's plenty else to do here in the Krystal Cancun good people.
See the sea in the lovely Krystal Cancun Cascada bar doing a cocktail, or a game of billards in the lobby bar.
OR out the front door the Tequila Museum in Kukulcan Plaza. See representations of campesenos in white tending to the fields where tequila plants grow.
Barels of ageing tequila.
Endless tequila bottles on display.
Plus in the plaza a few steps from Krystal Cancun is upscale shopping so while he's watching the Toilet Bowl, you can get a nice new Mexican dress.
When he sees the price, he'll take a shift-fit.
And buy European perfumes at duty-free prices; less expensive than in the airport duty-free or your department stores back home.
Tell him with the money he saved booking Krystal Cancun with us, that dress is paid for.
Heard at the Krystal Cancun bar:
Visitor: Can you say cheese?
Bar tender: Pati's mother likes me but cheese ugly.
Visitor: How do the staff here at Krystal Cancun feel about Trump's wall?
Bar tender: They'll get over it.
Visitor: Can you say cheapest?
Bar tender: Me tell Chuli funny joke and cheapest in her pants.
Visitor at Krystal Cancun: Can you say mushroom?
Bar tender: When everyone gets in car there isn't mushroom.
You know sometimes pronunciations are funny.
Example: I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Speaking of FUN, the area here around Krystal Cancun has everything for FUN!
People from all over the world stay here in the Krystal Cancun.
Once this guy with a towel wrapped around his head was sitting next to a newspaper man at the lobby bar:
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim Shaid."
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Catch a flight down to Krystal Cancun and enjoy!