Hit the putz with a disgusting green slime. Use the GREEN ARROW.

What do Hiroshima and North Korea have in common?
Nothing yet.

Speculation over North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's apparent weight gain has been a source of growing fascination in neighbouring China, where government censors have been blocking offending nicknames on social media.
The terms "Kim the Fat" - and variations, such as "Kim Fat III" or "Kim Fatty III" - have appeared on social media sites throughout the year, particularly on China's most popular platform, Sina Weibo. But in response to unverified reports that North Korea had asked China to stamp out the abuse, Weibo users have been coming up with more creative names.


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape North Korea's long range missiles

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Korean and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

A Korean man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 200,000 Korean won and walked out with $200.
The following week, he walked in with another 200,000 Korean won, and was handed $185. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Korean man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!


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